It has been a while since I posted but I recently came across an ad that really did not make any sense. Is it possible to have a liberal racist? A hippie west coast racist? In this case, I think you can. Just read the following ad.

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i just typed out exactly what i wanted to say, and the "computer update" took things over...here are the cliff notes....get it or dont...im grieving still (about just that)....and hold on there....lets settle this 2nd, fascinating yet horribly tacky but necessary mention of a cross section on things: im white, and you must be white< no acceptions, no questions or arguments or nasty emails...jesus, how much do i need to say?? im blonde hazel eyed gorgeous 5'9 love a good tan and miss my board on the west coast....when i move back, i will never leave again, but to better tropics or vacationing. i need your ears arms intellect passion understanding quick humor and damnit just get me through this bastard of a state im in. whatever youre going through, fine, we'll get to that, but in writing now, i just want your attentions on me, your paws where i need them, and a commitment for 30 days. not asking for much, but you sure better be something else for any of this to move forward. if youre a prick, fine, but just be that on your own time. if youre overly educated, groovy, but spare me just a little. if youre busy, cool, but give me the god damn time of day for JUST a month. thanks. if you dont understand, or find this a bit lacking, hit that fancy little arrow on your screen, and go buy some surf wax...its an easy dot to dot from there. im irritable but fascinatingly wonderful...& you Better be good at it.
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Pretty, fun, 22 year old girl!! - 22 (nova)

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Me: I’ll be 22 in less than a week. Don’t work out ever, and eat constantly, and am neither rail skinny or a pound overweight. I am 5’2”. I am sarcastic a lot, maybe a little bitchy, but most of the time I’m 100% light spirited about it, and am always honest. That being said, I am pretty... too pretty for CL. Long blond hair, tan, big brown eyes, pretty smile- that is white (because HEY! I don’t smoke!!).

I have a pretty fun and easy job right now, I will be finished with my BA in business in about a month or so, and will have to search for a real job.

Why am I resorting to CL? Because I’m not interested in any of the guys I already know, and don’t want to meet anyone at a bar, and am literally lost as to where else to meet them.

OK, who makes the cut? Anyone who is around my age, 22 to 25 AND doesn’t smoke (not because I’m some nut, it just makes me cough) AND doesn’t have any weird tattoos or piercings AND lives somewhere near my area, or is willing to drive.

You can be shy or outgoing, it doesn’t matter, I’m outgoing enough for the both of us.

Oh.. and one more thing. Only white boys need respond. Preferably Irish?? And, could you send a picture? Thanks!!!

Location: nova

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Thank-you again for wasting my time only to find out at the very end you only want white guys.