Thursday, October 30, 2008

I apologize for cutting you off

To the silver chevrolet malibu that I cut off this morning, I do greatly apologize. But you were just driving a tad slow and needed to be passed. Again, sorry if I scared you there this morning.

Sent from a Blackberry device provisioned by the oppressive telecommunications that is Verizon.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Rescue Me from my Loneliness - 33 (Arlington)

So you are looking for someone who is open minded. Yet, you are only looking for someone who is "caucasian/middle eastern/european"? I wonder...

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I just want someone to put an end to this seemingly forever loneliness I've been feeling.
I'm just going to be honest and I'm sorry if this offends anyone.

I want a man to take care of my needs. Don't get me wrong, I am an incredibly accomplished, intelligent, charismatic, lively, compassionate, realistic, beautiful, funny, loving, caring woman. The thing is, I'm wanting to just take a sigh... not have to deal with everything on my own, and just be loved and pampered. Yes, I've had boyfriends and fiances. Very, very long relationships to some very, very brief ones. But that's a moot point.

I want a good man, a gentleman, someone over 6 feet tall, over 38 years old, caucasion/middle eastern/european, who's incredibly intelligent, open-minded, financially stable, extremely loving, understanding of passion, loves to laugh, incredibly kind and sincere, and willing to take me into his arms and take care of me, in every which way possible.

Too much to ask?? Maybe. But what do I have to lose.

Please, if you are going to reply, don't do so with immature, crazy, corny, sexually-related responses. I'm not interested so don't waste your time or mine. Also, don't ask for my picture unless you've already sent yours.


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