Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Rescue Me from my Loneliness - 33 (Arlington)

So you are looking for someone who is open minded. Yet, you are only looking for someone who is "caucasian/middle eastern/european"? I wonder...

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I just want someone to put an end to this seemingly forever loneliness I've been feeling.
I'm just going to be honest and I'm sorry if this offends anyone.

I want a man to take care of my needs. Don't get me wrong, I am an incredibly accomplished, intelligent, charismatic, lively, compassionate, realistic, beautiful, funny, loving, caring woman. The thing is, I'm wanting to just take a sigh... not have to deal with everything on my own, and just be loved and pampered. Yes, I've had boyfriends and fiances. Very, very long relationships to some very, very brief ones. But that's a moot point.

I want a good man, a gentleman, someone over 6 feet tall, over 38 years old, caucasion/middle eastern/european, who's incredibly intelligent, open-minded, financially stable, extremely loving, understanding of passion, loves to laugh, incredibly kind and sincere, and willing to take me into his arms and take care of me, in every which way possible.

Too much to ask?? Maybe. But what do I have to lose.

Please, if you are going to reply, don't do so with immature, crazy, corny, sexually-related responses. I'm not interested so don't waste your time or mine. Also, don't ask for my picture unless you've already sent yours.


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Blogger mkfreeberg said...

Splendid example of what I saw lots and lots of, last time I was in/on the market.

On Venus, I'm sure that's a wonderful personal ad.

On Mars (among self-respecting guys, anyway, and what other kind of man really matters?)...it's a WTF moment. Why do I want to get to know this woman? The harpy doesn't bother to say. So what kind of pathetic loser responds to such an ad? She brings nothing to the table but a bunch of expectations and demands.

I hope this was juxtaposed with a picture of a gorgeous hottie with an enormous rack. Because if not, this woman is simply delusional. She thinks the universe was put here just to make her happy, or else she's seen way too many movies where a guy looks at a woman's picture and falls in love. That may very well happen in real life now and then, but those aren't the fellas you want to get to know, I don't think.

I linked to your post when I was replying to another one, over here. Thanks for that shining example of what has become a widespread modern-day (mental) problem.

December 28, 2008 at 9:22 AM  

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