Sunday, September 28, 2014

It has been a while since I posted but I recently came across an ad that really did not make any sense. Is it possible to have a liberal racist? A hippie west coast racist? In this case, I think you can. Just read the following ad.

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i just typed out exactly what i wanted to say, and the "computer update" took things are the cliff notes....get it or grieving still (about just that)....and hold on there....lets settle this 2nd, fascinating yet horribly tacky but necessary mention of a cross section on things: im white, and you must be white< no acceptions, no questions or arguments or nasty emails...jesus, how much do i need to say?? im blonde hazel eyed gorgeous 5'9 love a good tan and miss my board on the west coast....when i move back, i will never leave again, but to better tropics or vacationing. i need your ears arms intellect passion understanding quick humor and damnit just get me through this bastard of a state im in. whatever youre going through, fine, we'll get to that, but in writing now, i just want your attentions on me, your paws where i need them, and a commitment for 30 days. not asking for much, but you sure better be something else for any of this to move forward. if youre a prick, fine, but just be that on your own time. if youre overly educated, groovy, but spare me just a little. if youre busy, cool, but give me the god damn time of day for JUST a month. thanks. if you dont understand, or find this a bit lacking, hit that fancy little arrow on your screen, and go buy some surf wax...its an easy dot to dot from there. im irritable but fascinatingly wonderful...& you Better be good at it.
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Friday, January 31, 2014

Anyone going to a late night Happy Hour? - w4m - 34 (Bethesda)

-- original ad --
I have a free night/weekend so looking to go out for a late night Happy Hour.
I'm a tall, fit, attractive, classy, educated, business professional woman seeking same qualities in a gentleman to join me tonight or tomorrow. I'm a non-smoker and social drinker so you be too! Preferably you be around the same age up to 45yo and white. Your status doesn't matter since I'm not looking to hook up but don't mind a little flirting :-) 
Please include a bit about yourself and a pic with your response.

Hope to hear from you soon!
Location: Bethesda
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It's interesting that even though it is a platonic request, it doesn't matter if he is married or not as long as he is white.
On a more positive note, her potential to be a home wrecker only applies marriages with white males as part of the equation. Being a person of color does have its advantages from time to time.

Saturday, November 24, 2012

Looking to date a nerdy professional! - w4m - 32 (Northern Virginia)

I have always been attracted to nerdy guys that are somewhat of a genius. I am a single white female looking for a guy friend to hangout with at least once a week or every couple of weeks to go out and explore the area.

I'm college educated, gorgeous, single white female, fit, professional with a career.

I'm interested in a long term relationship with a SWM but looking to start off as friends. I find true beauty intelligence. I'm not to picky about looks as long as your a basic looking and you have a great personality that's all that matters.

I'm interested in nerdy professional's that happen to be college educated ages 30 between 39.

I would love to meet someone who is open minded and enjoys trying new things from adventure activities, to learning new things, exploring museums, to new cuisine. It is also a plus if you are a nerd or techie.

If interested please respond with a paragraph telling me about yourself and what you want our first activity to be. Please be sane and drama free.

Respond if your single and your looking for a activity partner and also looking for a long term relationship. :)

Location: Northern Virginia

So here's a good question: if she is not picky about looks then why is she picky on the color of the skin?

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Would love dinner and a movie - 30 (DMV)

So yes there are some beautiful women who have a hard time finding the right place for a date. I'm a busy working professional so I don't have that much time for dating. This probably isn't the best place to be searching for a ltr on but here go anyways.

ME: I'm a 35 yr old, Caucasian, extremely attractive with long hair, fit, fun, and a educated professional.

If you are a fit, fun, and educated single white male between 30-38 years old with NO baggage, please write me back about yourself with your pictures. I will write more about myself in return.

I'm interested in going out for dinner tomorrow and see if we hit it off. I'm interested in a long term relationship.

Your pic gets mine :)

Location: DMV

Interested in a relationship? - 31 (Northern Virginia)

I'm interested in a finding a long term relationship. This weekend I'm going to be free and looking to go out for dinner and maybe find a long term relationship.

I want a guy who is ready for a long lasting relationship..I am hoping that you will be an attractive man. Preferably between the ages of 30 and 38. I usually date Caucasian men. Please be funny and witty. I like that in a guy.

I'm white, 5'6",140lbs, blond hair and green eyes, I have been told very attractive (I confirm that statement) and fun to be with. I am looking for an attractive white man to be in a long term relationship.

I'm seeking a friendship and possibly a ltr. I would like to see where things lead so drop me a line and let's go from there.

Location: Northern Virginia

Monday, November 19, 2012

Looking for a LTR - 31

I'm looking for that sweet, romantic and patient guy, willing to take time to get to know each other. I enjoy walking around the monuments in DC at night in the fall or curling up on the sofa and cuddling while watching a movie, when the weather gets colder. I'm looking for someone who is mature and between the ages of 30 and 38, white, not married and no kids, well educated and knows how to work hard but also knows how to balance work and a social life. If you respond with a pic I will send one in my reply.

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Wanted A New Boyfriend? - 35 (Nova)

I'm looking for a long term relationship. Let's go out for dinner and see what happens! So tired of the bar scene and going on first's dates.

I think it would be wonderful to just find someone on here and stop looking. Your a SWM, 30 between 40. I'm a single white female, good looking, blonde, hazel eyes, fit and athletic.

Send pic if interested, with your height age and location.

Location: Nova
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